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I hope, that you smile right now. Have  a wonderful weekend friends 🙂

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Teenagers

I wanted to post it at weekend, but I somehow forgot. Smile friends, next weekend is coming. 🙂

 

Funny questions

Weekend is close, maybe that’s why I’m in so good mood. Besides sun is rising again 🙂

True love doesn’t need to be perfect

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I heard today some joke in tv.

“Kids are playing in the sand in Hollywood.

– We have new daddy!

– Who?

(Here 1st kid is saying the name )

– Oh, we know him. He was a daddy last week at our home!”

It was apropos divorce of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. They had the opinion of perfect couple… but time showed, that love wasn’t so true as it seemed.

I think, that perfect love exists only in romantic books. All relationships are somehow imperfect. But if love is true, it doesn’t matter at all.

No duty of being stylish

Another quote from “Book of Quote”. This one is funny. I didn’t think about cartoons this way.

Proud of my heart

I found it right now on facebook, in “Book of Quote”. I like it, because it could be my own.

Crazy postman

Funny story. There is new postman here. Young one. He is so careless, that he is putting letters to boxes without checking numbers.

From some unknown reasons numbers of houses and names of people are not important for him. It happens all arround. Today I found in my box, no 185/1 letter to somebody from 200A. I really wonder, how it could be mistaken? Especially that names are totally different.

As long as people are passing on letters to proper persons, there is no crime there. At last it’s only a bit crazy boy, not any psycho killer 😉


Three monkeys

Almost everybody knows those three monkeys: first with covered ears, second with covered eyes and third with covered mouth. But did you ever think, why they are exactly like that? Yesterday my friend sent me a picture, which explained all 🙂 Look!

Always look on the bright side of life… and smile

I liked humour of Monty Python, and I liked this song as well, but I’ve never sawn “Life of Brian”. It’s song from the end of that movie. Their humour is really absurd. I like also other version of this song – trash metal one. I post two. Chose your favourite.

Always look on the bright side of life – lyrics

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle
And this’ll help things turn out for the best…

And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…

If life seems jolly rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you’re feeling in the dumps
Don’t be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle – that’s the thing.

And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…

For life is quite absurd
And death’s the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin – give the audience a grin
Enjoy it – it’s your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life’s a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show
Keep ’em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the right side of life…
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the bright side of life…
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life…
(I mean – what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing – you’re going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life…

blondie’s diaries – how to hunt richman?


Last time I promised to tell you where and how to hunt rich man.

You need to invest in your outlook. Stylish clothes, well done hairstyle, and make up, manicure, pedicure etc. Even if you don’t have much money, you have to invest alot in yourself. It’s good invested money, and profits can be really amazing. 

Be haughty princess. Don’t talk with boys. Look for rich man. But be careful, because some of them can be only “made” for looking rich. The same as you are;)

Go to exclusive places. For example galleries with boutiques for rich people. Buy there some cheap things, but ask for big and glam boxes and bags. If you don’t have enough money to buy things there, you can use bags taken from home. You can use them many times. But better is to buy something new. As I said, it’s great investment in your future.

Go slowly through gallery with head up. Sit in some cafe drinking coffee slowly. Expose your wonderful nails, and legs in stylish shoes. Remember to sit with grace. Smile gentle.

If somebody, who looks like a richman, talk to you, don’t grin.  Be nice, but haughty. Show, that you are not interested in hunting anybody.

If he offers you taking back home in his Jaguar, say, that you are not going into cars of strange men, but if he asks you for your mobile number, give it to him. After some thinking. Not to fast.

If he invites you to some restaurant, agree, but not too fast. Say, that you rely on his taste in chosing dishes. You will see, how generous is he. If he wants you to choose a dish, chose something from the middle. Not to expensive, to not scare him a bit , and not to cheap, to not be taken as poor, who learned to save every cent. Eat slowly, smiling gently. Don’t eat all, no matter, how tasty dish can be. But also don’t keep too much on the plate, to he can think, that you have problems with weight.

This time let him bring you back home in his exclusive car. Be nice, but still keep some distance.

Next time I’ll tell you, how to make him mad about you 🙂